I declare these three stats to be entirely meaningful for the 2018 Giants

We’re a week into the season, and Joe Panik is on pace for 81 home runs. This is amusing to me, an irony addict who likes tweeting on-pace stats and pretending that I’m Authentic Jason Spriggs Jersey just kidding. Secretly, I love these on-pace stats. They nourish me. They complete me. After the long, long winter, the on-pace stats are my fresh, newly dropped acorns, and Barry Bonds is probably going down.

Madison Bumgarner hasn’t allowed an earned run this season, and Clayton Kershaw has already allowed Donald Trump Jersey three. These stats are important.

Except, fine, I know these early stats aren’t really important. Panik had an OPS over 1.000 after a week of games last year, http://www.packersprostores.com/aaron-ripkowski-jersey-c-1_50.html too. Brandon Crawford was hitting .348. Eduardo Nuñez was hitting .375. The gravitational mass of the Earth had not claimed the shoulder of Bumgarner yet. We know that a week’s worth of stats are meaningless, but they’re all we have, so it’s only natural to divine meaning http://www.officialwarriorsonline.com/andre-iguodala-jersey-c-1_9.html from http://www.officialnhlcanucksshop.com/troy-stecher-jersey-c-1_33.html them. Even Authentic Jesse Jamess Jersey if that’s dumb.

Well, folks, there’s nobody dumber than me, and I’m here to share five stats that are already meaningful for the 2018 Giants. What’s the worst that can happen, that some of these predictions look Jerami Grant Youth Jersey horrible and are thrown in my face in six months? Ha, I’d http://www.lagoinst.com/brent-seabrook-jersey-c-1_23.html like to see that happen. No chance, pal.

Why are these stats already correct? Because they just feel right, dammit. They just feel right.

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