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It’s October 31st Womens Kentrell Brice Jersey , and in honor of Halloween, we at Acme Packing Company have spent all day doing diligent research on the Green Bay Packers’ roster in advance of Sunday night’s game against the New England Patriots. Just kidding. We spent the middle of the day brainstorming about which players would be which Halloween candies. Here’s a look at the starting lineup as represented by what candy they would appear as in your kids’ trick-or-treat buckets at the end of the night.OFFENSEQuarterback: Aaron Rodgers = Reese’s Peanut Butter CupsThe GOAT quarterback of course gets the GOAT Halloween candy. If you disagree with classic Reese’s cups being the GOAT, then we can’t be friends. Fortunately for Packers fans, there isn’t a QB exchange machine where teams can swap out their crappy ones (like Blake Bortles) for Rodgers clones.Running Back: Aaron Jones = Pop RocksThe Packers’ most explosive runner gets the most explosive candy available.Wide ReceiversDavante Adams = Mars barRandall Cobb = Candy cornGeronimo Allison = Charleston ChewAdams is showing his talent to be otherworldly this year; plus, Mars bars are amazing but never get the attention that they deserve. As for Cobb, he has become quite a polarizing player in the receiver rotation, not unlike the love-it-or-hate-it candy corn. Besides, a corn-on-the-Cobb pun was too good to pass up. Allison’s tall, lanky frame looks like a Charleston Chew, whose great taste is what’s truly important.Tight End: Jimmy Graham = SnickersLike Snickers and most of their commercials, Graham is indeed an all-time great. However, I feel like I rarely hear about them being talked about nowadays as a top option, which is honestly a bit unfair.Offensive Line = StarburstsDavid Bakhtiari = pinkLane Taylor = yellow (lemon)Corey Linsley = orangeByron Bell = yellow (banana)Bryan Bulaga = redThe line always gets lumped together, but we had to do that here. There is of course a clear hierarchy in quality, both in the Packers’ line and in Starburst flavor, and we at APC put a lot of thought into ranking these. But pink is objectively the best.DEFENSEDefensive LineKenny Clark = Clark barMike Daniels = Hershey’s barDuh, of course Kenny Clark is a Clark bar. But beyond just the name, there’s a valid comparison here; Clark bars are perennially underrated, and you almost never see them around this time of year. Likewise, Clark’s name still doesn’t come up much nationally when discussing the best defensive tackles in the league.As for Daniels, he does the grunt work and makes everybody else better by eating up double teams and motivating other players as a vocal leader. He’s a lot like standard milk chocolate Youth Josh Jackson Jersey , which is critical in bringing out the flavors in so many other candy bars. On its own it’s solid, but doesn’t rack up the acclaim, but its impact is really felt when looking at others.Outside LinebackersClay Matthews: Necco WafersNick Perry: 100 GrandWhen he entered the league, Matthews was amazing. He was the perfect prototype of what a pass-rusher should be. Now that he’s getting old, he just can’t hold up when compared to the newcomers and he has really lost his luster.Perry comes with a fat contract, but he has just 8.5 sacks in 19 games since signing it, leaving him feeling like a bit of a letdown. Likewise, the 100 Grand sounds fancy and expensive, but when you eat one it’s never really special.Inside LinebackersBlake Martinez: Kit KatOren Burks: Hershey’s Cookie Layer CrunchKit Kats are solid and they do their job. Everybody likes them, nobody absolutely loves them. They’re an essential part of any Halloween mix, but they’ll never truly be the star. Sound like any linebackers you know?Meanwhile we have one of Hershey’s newest offerings, the cookie layer crunch bars. There are multiple options, showing off versatile ingredients that sometimes work really well together and sometimes don’t. The jury is still out on whether it will really become a solid part of the lineup, however.CornerbacksJaire Alexander: Sour Patch KidsKevin King: Cadbury Creme EggTramon Williams: Werther’s OriginalLike Sour Patch Kids, Alexander will smack you right in the mouth at the start, then clean up at the end with some seriously sweet plays on the football:A Cadbury Creme Egg isn’t always available in the fall, but when it is, it’s really good. Kevin King, anyone?Finally, like Williams, Werther’s have been around forever Youth Jamaal Williams Jersey , but they’re still serviceable, albeit not likely to excite anyone.SafetiesKentrell Brice: MentosJermaine Whitehead: Tic TacsBrice has been pretty meh this year, with a few moments of explosively bad play when put in the wrong situation. Mike Pettine should really find ways to keep the offense from getting him matched up against Diet Coke.Whitehead is a versatile player; Tic Tacs are a breath mint, a fruity candy, and now gum! They do lots of things! But you’d still really rather see something better in your candy bucket, wouldn’t you?SPECIAL TEAMSMason Crosby & JK Scott: Left/right Twix barsNever mind that they both kick with their right foots; Twixes generally get the job done and you have to have them to fill out a roster. Aside from when you leave one out of the wrapper for too long and it gets stale and misses five kicks in one game or shanks a punt, they generally don’t let you down. On Friday, the Green Bay Packers listed three players on their injury report as Questionable and one — cornerback Kevin King — as out for Sunday’s game against the Miami Dolphins. On Sunday, one of the questionable players will join King in street clothes as the rest of the team takes on the Miami Dolphins.Right tackle Bryan Bulaga, wide receiver Randall Cobb, and inside linebacker Blake Martinez all seemed to be coming down to game-time decisions in week ten. Of those three, Cobb was ruled out for the game and is inactive, while Bulaga and Martinez will both start the game.This is the fourth game that Cobb will miss due to his hamstring injury this season. He had a huge performance in week one against the Bears, including the game winning 75 yard touchdown, but has been anything but impressive since. Equanimious St. Brown was announced as his replacement in the starting lineup.The Packers only listed six players as inactive because the active roster currently remains at 52 players, one short of the maximum 53.Meanwhile, the Dolphins will be missing three starting offensive linemen, including both of their offensive tackles due to injury, as well as quarterback Ryan Tannehill.Packers InactivesQB Tim BoyleS Ibraheim CampbellWR Randall Cobb CB Kevin KingCB Will RedmondOL Alex LightDolphins InactivesDE Charles HarrisOT Ja’Wuan JamesC/G Ted LarsenTE Durham SmytheQB Ryan TannehillOT Laremy TunsilDE Jonathan Woodard